Quotes from some people who've tasted my cooking

"Mmmrph.....thish.....ish.....good...."
- Joe, 19


"Emmmmm.....was I supposed to eat this brown thing?"
- Katie, 30


"is nice....I like....."
- Borat, 37


"You did one heckuva job, Vanan!"
- George, 61


"Will you marry me?"
-Brianna, 30


"God, this tastes so good! I would pay you money to teach me how to cook this!"
- Your name, your age


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